Getting Canned...Episode III

A little over a year ago Russell did a 2-part guest post taste testing canned coffees, specifically Japanese canned coffees.  After 4 cans, he was finished because all the sugar was making him sick.  If you are interested, you can read his original posts here and here.

I recently went down to Los Angeles with my parents to attend my cousin Ada's wedding & on our way home, we made our obligatory stop @ the Marukai market for some fresh sashimi & fish collar.  While my parents were picking their way through the fish, I was wandering around for snacks.  I came to the refrigerated beverages aisles, saw all kinds of canned coffees that I had not seen @ home before, & it dawned on me: it's time for another round of taste test!  My dad was completely unfazed when I loaded up the shopping cart with cans & cans of coffee...but I think that's because I promised to pay him back.

When I got home & was putting the cans away, I thought that rather than putting my coffee snob of a boyfriend through another tasting, I should do it myself.  You can keep reading for the details but the take home point is "don't waste your money, it's not worth it."

Specimen #5: Dydo Original Blend Coffee
Like all the other canned coffees we have tried, this one is way too sweet; however, it did have much more coffee flavor than the ones I have had before.  Even though it doesn't look like there is milk in the coffee, it tastes a little bit like it does.
Volume: 6.7 fl. oz.  Calories: 70  Sugar: 13g

Specimen #6: Mr. Brown Iced Coffee
This coffee was not very sweet.  It was milky but not overly so.  Unfortunately it did not have a lot of coffee flavor.
Volume: 8.12 fl. oz.  Calories: 103  Sugar: 18.5g

Specimen #7: UCC Black Coffee
This is the first canned black coffee I have had & without distractions from the milk & sugar, the lack of coffee flavor really stand out.  The good thing about this is that it comes in a really cool-looking bottle.
Volume: 9.7 fl. oz.  Calories: 5  Sugar: 0g

Specimen #8: Pokka Milk Coffee
This was honestly the worst of all the canned coffees I have ever had in my life.  It was very sweet & it was very milky.  Actually, it reminded me of the milk you would have left over after finishing a bowl of fruit loops.
Volume: 8.1 fl. oz.  Calories: 100  Sugar: 16g

Specimen #9: Pokka Aromax Black Coffee
The first sip made me feel like I was drinking real, albeit pretty weak, coffee.  Unfortunately, every sip afterwards was really bland.
Volume: 5.8 fl. oz.  Calories: 0  Sugar: 0g

Specimen #10: Lotte Let's Be (Mild)
This came in very, very close to being the worst.  It wasn't coffee'y, it wasn't milky, it was just sweet.
Volume: 5.92 fl. oz.  Calories: 70  Sugar: 15g

Specimen #11: Dydo Milk Coffee - Yamitsuki
Yamitsuki in Japanese means "addicted", at least according to Google Translate.  While this was one of the better contenders of this taste test, I don't think I will ever become addicted to it.
Volume: 16.9 fl. oz.  Calories: 200  Sugar: 40g

Specimen #12: Suntory Boss Black
I was looking forward to trying this one because on the can it says "made with espresso & drip method."  The coffee tasted bland but somehow was able to leave a fairly strong aftertaste on my palette.  Bonus points for the name.
Volume: 6.52 fl. oz.  Calories: 0  Sugar: 0g

It took me about 10 days to finish trying all these cans & bottles of coffee because (1) my system doesn't handle caffeine the way it used to & (2) these just did not taste good; nor were they satisfying (they're tiny).  Like I said before, these canned coffees are not worth the money & even the black coffees were disappointing.  Should I keep trying to find the best canned coffee there is, or should I just call it a day & accept the fact that a good canned coffee probably doesn't exist?

Quick & Easy - Cinnamon'y Horchata

I love Mexican food.  If there is one kind of food that you will find me craving constantly, it's Mexican.  While I live close to many delicious & authentic Mexican restaurants, I don't really take advantage of them because I really don't enjoy getting flashed by some crazy guy as I come up the escalator from BART or hearing about how people got shot outside of a restaurant we ate @ a few days before.

While I can manage to put together some rendition of tacos & burritos in my own kitchen, something was missing...something that always made my meals felt complete when I eat out.  I didn't realize what that was until I thought back some of my favorite meals @ Mexican restaurants & remembered that I often got a horchata with my food!  The first time I had horchata was 2 or 3 years ago when I went on a road trip to San Diego with some girl friends from college.  I had no idea what it was but I liked that it was cinnamon'y & it was like milk that didn't come with the dreadful digestive repercussions.  Ever since that time, I have almost always paired my burritos with a horchata.

A few nights ago, it was tacos night @ my house & we usually just end up drinking soda - Mexican Coke for him, Diet Coke for me.  I thought I might shake things up a bit this time & went in search of a horchata recipe.  I had no idea how horchata is made so I just crossed my fingers that I would find something that's quick & easy.  In the end, I came across this recipe on Pinterest (where else?).

Thank goodness, it was quite simple...
     0.5 cup raw almonds
     0.3 cup white rice
     1.25 cups warm water
     1 cinnamon stick
     0.3 cups sugar
     1.5 cups water
     0.25 teaspoon vanilla extract
     1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

But it does take a while...
     Put almonds, rice, warm water, & cinnamon stick in a sealable container.  Refrigerate for 8-12 hours
     Remove the cinnamon stick & pour the almond/rice mixture into a blender; blend until smooth
     Add in sugar, water, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, & blend for 2-3 minutes more
     Strain the mixture through a fine sieve or cheese cloth into glasses

   




















Makes 2 cups

The end product tasted like a horchata but the texture was too watery.  I did some more research after dinner & found a few ways that might improve this recipe.  One - leave the almond/rice mixture on the counter instead of in the fridge over night.  Two - use cashews instead of almonds; the blogger of the original recipe uses cashews because they are creamier.  Three - use milk instead of water when blending.  The dash of ground cinnamon @ the end was my idea because I didn't think the cinnamon stick did much of anything.  Does anyone know of ways to get the most bang out of a cinnamon stick?  I have a really big bag of raw almonds in my cupboard that needs to be used so I am very likely to be making horchata again soon.  Hopefully, after incorporating these modifications, the next batch will be closer to what I get @ restaurants.